Saturday, January 22, 2011

Rude Questions

Spoiler alert!

The following yonkoma contains
spoilers about Umineko Chiru Episode 7


Special thanks to Koldun for submitting the long-sought "facepalm" portrait

Monday, January 17, 2011

Witches & Woodlands Part 3

Warning for Umineko Chiru Episode 6 spoiler

You've been waiting for this for a LONG time!
And now... it's here! Finally!

Witches & Woodlands - Part 3

The breathtaking fantasy saga that sees
our favorite Umineko characters as protagonists
is finally reaching a conclusion!

Will our heroes survive the last four trials?
Will they finally meet Beatrice?
And what will the plot twist that
was promised 6 months ago be?

All the questions will be answered in this
last patch! So what are you waiting for?
Download it from here:


There is a more recent version of Witches & Woodlands you can find here:

Only download the previous if you don't possess
Umineko Episode8 and don't plan to buy it.

This patch is compatible with EP6, EP7 and EP8
(Part 1 and Part 2 are included)

Just install it the way you always did for
the "witch hunt" patches, or the past W&W patch,
you shouldn't have any problem.

And now a few screenshots from the game, which
of course won't reveal anything relevant.

Jessica: Okay mom, this isn't hard to play. You just need to click the mouse.
Natsuhi: Why am I doing this...
Jessica: Because it's great! The ending's my favorite part!
Erika: Wait a sec... you said that I'd tell Battler that I loved him, when does that happen?!
Jessica: What are you talking about? You did that in Part 2 already!
Erika: When?!
Jessica: I feel a little sorry for you... Battler will break your heart in Part 3 when he'll refuse to kiss you...
Erika: I never asked him to do so!
Jessica: But then you'll finally find your soul mate during the final showdown!
Erika: I'm seriously going to kill you...
Dlanor: Miss Erika perhaps you need a HINT.
Erika: I don't need to reason about Jessica's delusions!
Jessica: Hey Dlanor, so when will you pay for that fourth wall? I'm still waiting for the money...
Kinzo: Aaaaaaah!!! It's here! It's here! It's finally here!
Beatrice: Are you happy now?
Kinzo: No... where's Duke Nukem Forever?! Why it hasn't been released yet?!
Beatrice: ............
Battler: At least we have a release date now...
Erika: In before: "sorry the release date will be postponed".
Kinzo: Aaaaah! Duke Nukem Forever! Why you keep on escaping meeeee?!!! Duke Nukem Foreveeeeeer!!!
Jessica: Let's just play W&W... okay...?